funny funny stuff.

today was work was very different then any other day. now i know i write about work a lot, but its because i do spend a fare amount of time there. so for those of you who don't know i work at American Swim Academy in dublin. today was by far one of the funniest/grossest things thats ever happened at work. so today i was on deck and i had to watch kids and make sure that no one died. elli- (another girl at work whos super cute/fun) was also on deck. super funny people were working today, mark being one of them. mark is a big football player from san fran state and hes just hilarious. everything that comes out of his mouth is supper witty. meghan was also working and was in a jolly mood. so i walked over to this girl nicole and her class (she was in a corner class) to ask her about her prom dress (keep in mind that nicole is super bubbly and fun!) So she had two kids haha this little girl and an indian boy who was about 4. so all of a sudden i started seeing all these little brown/orange pieces of things floating all around nicole!!!! then i looked at the 4 year old indian kid and saw diarrhea coming out of the top of his shorts! and everytime he laughed hahahhaa its making me laugh just thinking about it... more watering poop came out. haha so gross. i feel like a boy right now. i apologize but it was just so darn funny. so nicole was freaking out at this point. i was laughing hysterically with Elli. Mark (the fb player) was like "Common guys! someone has had to see CaddyShack here! Come on! this is so the time to talk about it!" Nicole was freaking out because she was swimming in poo pieces hahaha. So i told her to put the kid out of the water. so all the diarrhea literally no joke like shot out like a fountain hahahaha behind him when he sat down. it was the GROSSSSSSEST thing i have ever seen. at this point Elli was dying. i ran inside and told our boss and he told me to clean up all the pieces of di with the leaf picker upper thing for the pool. i gagged nad all the parents saw... and i couldnt stop laughing. we were way dramatic. and all the kids had to get out! and we had to call all the classes and cancel them telling them a kid had diarrhea in the water hahaha. and mark wouldnt stop listing the things the kid ate like curry and carrots hahaha. and oh man. i felt like it should be been on an SNL episode with Will Ferrell.
anyways thats how my night went. it was hilarious. i can't get over it.